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January 4, 1994
Top Ten Things Overheard At Barbara Streisand's Concert
10. "I hand in 14 guns and all I get is one stinkin' ticket"
9. "People...people who get $5 million per concert...are the luckiest people"
8. "Funny Girl Nachos here. Get your Funny Girl Nachos"
7. "I'm Mark Russel, and I do a version of that song called 'You Don't Send
Me Gennifer Flowers'"
6. "Enjoying the show, Bubbles?"
5. "Hey -- at these prices, I can only afford to hear her every 20 years"
4. "What's Giuliani's kid doing onstage?"
3. "Look who's crying in the front row -- it's that sissy Letterman!"
(Dave is shown crying in the audience, wiping his eyes with a tissue)
2. "Oh, boy -- she's putting on the fake beard! It must be time for the ZZ Top Medley!"
1. "Lookout! Parachute guy!"